- Utah moms won't feel a need to drive Escalades with 22" chrome rims.
- 16-26 year olds won't feel a need to wear the biggest pair of sunglasses known to man.
- Boys won't wear jeans meant for women. In turn, they'll be able to have kids.
- Tanning in a bed... will be illegal. That's the only thought that seems to stop me on occasion.
- People will realize they made LMFAO billionaires for some reason.
- Teachers will get paid more the $32,000 a year.
- Parents will stop blaming everything on the coaches and refs(pshhhh... my kid's GIFTED coach!)
TO BE CONTINUED...